The Washington Post‘s Caitlin Dewey writes about the recent phenomenon of prisoners reviewing their accommodations on Yelp:

“At no time did the officer violate any of my constitutional privileges and even gave me a juice box after I said I was thirsty,” reads another review, this one of the Arlington County Detention Facility. “Yes, you heard right, they have juice boxes! . . . So if you’re going to get arrested, do it in Arlington County.”

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