Ferrett Steinmetz is tired of your rules and jokes about dating his daughter:

Look, I love sex. It’s fun. And because I love my daughter, I want her to have all of the same delights in life that I do, and hopefully more. I don’t want to hear about the fine details because, heck, I don’t want those visuals any more than my daughter wants mine. But in the abstract, darling, go out and play.

Because consensual sex isn’t something that men take from you; it’s something you give. It doesn’t lessen you to give someone else pleasure. It doesn’t degrade you to have some of your own. And anyone who implies otherwise is a man who probably thinks very poorly of women underneath the surface

Glad to know that I’m not the only one turned off by jokes about shotguns and baseball bats made to the fathers of young women. Particularly weird when these conversations are had about newborns.