Chris Gethard writes about the scariest place to do comedy for Vice:

After I tell people I do hundreds of shows a year, they often ask, “What’s the worst show you’ve ever done?”

And I always tell them, “It’s debatable, but I guarantee you it happened in Philadelphia.”

You didn’t even need to read the block quote, right? You just knew the answer would be Philadelphia, either because of the title or because I’m linking to it.