Let’s play “Real story or Onion story”:

Girl Scouts USA is introducing a new cookie to join its ubiquitous collection of Samoas and Tagalongs — but the “Mango Creme” is being marketed a bit differently than the rest of the products under the Girl Scouts brand, touted as a “nutritious” option because of an additive that claims to provide “major vitamins.”

Thanks to an additive called NutriFusion, the new cookie boasts of “mango-flavored creme filling with all the nutrient benefits of eating cranberries, pomegranates, oranges, grapes, and strawberries.”

OK, pencils down.

Real story!  Tara Culp-Ressler for ThinkProgress.  Thanks for playing.